Made by Chris Riley
Meet the Golden Bite & Clumsy Bill: Handmade Sculptures Inspired by Nostalgia
Each piece is individually handcrafted, made to order. Current shipping is 1st October.
As one artist I can only make so many a month, once a months allocation has been filled the delivery date will change. October is 90% sold out.


Dimensions: 18 x 14 x 9cm
Production: Made to Order
Shipping: Complimentary Worldwide
Delivery Time: 1st October Shipping


Dimensions: 18 x 13 x 6cm
Production: Made to Order
Shipping: Complimentary Worldwide
Delivery Time: 1st October Shipping
A Nostalgic piece of art made just for you
The Golden Bite & Clumsy Bill is more than a sculpture, it’s a tribute to those moments of joy we all remember. Handcrafted by artist Chris Riley, every detail is shaped with care, from its textured surface to its playful form.
Each sculpture is made one at a time in my studio, ensuring no two pieces are exactly alike. This is art you can hold, display, and cherish, a modern collectible inspired by the classics.
You Already Own Enough Things Made by Machines
Born from an Original, Finished by Hand
Chris carved the first sculpture by hand. Every piece since is cast from that original form and individually finished in the studio. No machines. No factory. One person, one piece at a time.
Deliberately Scarce
Only a small number are made each week. Not because of a marketing strategy, because every piece is still cast and finished by one person in one studio. When they're gone, they're gone.
Yours Won't Look Like Anyone Else's
The mould captures the form, but the finishing is where each piece becomes its own. Subtle variations in surface, weight, and detail are the signature of something that's still touched by human hands. The piece that arrives was finished once and will never be finished the same way again.
It's the Thing People Pick Up and Ask About
Put your sculpture on a shelf, a desk, a mantelpiece, it doesn't try to dominate the room. But people notice it. They pick it up. They feel it. And then they ask questions.
That's the difference between a decorative object and a piece of work. One fills a space. The other starts a conversation.
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